ARE YOU A PRICKHEAD?
Don’t be a DICKHEAD!
STIFFEN UP!
Be a PRICKHEAD!
SUPER SALE ON NOW!
MINT A STIFFY FOR 5 MATIC
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SO WHAT’S A PRICKHEAD?
U think u got what it takes?
A PRICKHEAD ain’t just an NFT, it’s also what we like to call an ’NFP’ (Non-Fungible Prick)
There are very few out there that are…
COOL . COLLECTED . CONFIDENT . COCKY . COCKS
There’re even fewer out there that’ll get the chance to be one!
The question is….Do you always wanna be a DICKHEAD??
If not, STIFFEN UP and be a PRICKHEAD!
Definition of Prickhead
vulgar slang
: a cool, collected, confident, cocky cock
Tom looked at me and said, “Hey, come on man! Don’t be a dickhead! Stiffen up! Be a prickhead!”
200+ TRAITS. EVERY STIFFY IS TOTALLY 100% UNIQUE!
WHY BE A PRICKHEAD?
WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU DICKHEADS?
STIFFY'S LOAD PLAN
HOW OUR FIRST #NFT STIFFY WILL BE LAUNCHED
We’ll be launching our ‘OG’ PRICKHEAD ‘STIFFY’ soon! It won’t be premature…cos STIFFY never cums early!
ONLY 2022 ‘STIFFYS’ will EVER be made and available for mint! An AMPLE LOAD of 22 will be assigned for prizes and giveaways!
The STIFFYS will be ERECTED for public sale on April 29th, 2 pm UTC.
To get things going, we’ll warm things up with THE PRECUM SALE.
The PRECUM SALE will give the chance for anyone to get a STIFFY early at a reduced price from April 22nd to the 29th.
STIFFYS will be ejaculated onto the public sale starting April 29th, 2pm UTC. The mint price will be the same for all STIFFYS until all STIFFYS are revealed. The condom will come off May 6th and some remaining STIFFY’S will be available on Opensea and Rarible priced based on TRAITS. STIFFYS will then vary in price depending on how rare a STIFFY is and how many have been sold! SOME STIFFYS will be rare and have TRAITS that very few others will have! If you’re lucky enough, you might just get your hands on one of these STIFFYS yourself!
MINT FINAL SALE
You can mint a RANDOM STIFFY now for just 1 MATIC during the MINT FINAL SALE which for a limited time only!
THE PRICKHEAD MANSION
OUR DISCORD
What are u? Fuckin homeless?
Awwww…you need a place to stay? Need a community to join? Poor little DICKHEAD…you ain’t no PRICKHEAD!
PRICKHEADS don’t depend on no-one for help! They fly solo and get the job done themselves!
BUT…we got a man cave…well a MAN-SION actually. It’s called the PRICKHEADS MANSION and we are considering this for PRICKHEAD owners. It will be strictly for PRICKHEAD OWNERS ONLY! So if u ain’t a PRICKHEAD…get your coat DICKHEAD! Cos this isn’t the place for you. Head on down to Barbie’s Mansion or sumthin, soft cock!
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THE PRICKHEAD ROADMAP
SEE WHERE WE'RE GOING
We don’t need no fuckin’ roadmap!
We’re PRICKHEADS!
We know where we’re going!
It’s 2022! Who even uses ROADMAPS anymore?
If you’re lost, why don’t you head on down the road and turn left at
‘GO FUCK YOURSELF!’ Coz you ain’t no PRICKHEAD!
OUR WHITE PAPER
SEE WHAT’S GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES
Seriously???
What is this…GRADE SCHOOL?
Have you had a little accident in your pants or sumthin?
‘What about this?’
‘What about that?’
‘What’s this for?’
‘But what’s the plan?’
Cry me a river! Do you have your mama wipe your ass too?
If you want details, stick this up ur ass n we’ll talk!
UPCUMMING PRICKHEAD CHARACTERS
SOME OF OUR FUTURE PRICKHEAD NFT ‘COCK’ COLLECTIONS
Yep, that’s right. There just may be more PRICKHEADS than STIFFY in the pipeline. If you play your cards right, you could have more cocks than John Wayne’s rifle every had!
STIFFY
CUMMING SOON!
CUMMING SOON!
CUMMING SOON!
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Questions? We've got your FA-Q'S
A Prickhead NFT is not only an NFT but an NFP (Non Fungible Prick) which represents a profile style character that shows you’re not a dickhead (an asshole) but you’re STIFFER than that! You are a cool, collected, confident, cocky COCK!
Everyone’s gonna want to be a PRICKHEAD, but only a few will ever get the chance!
It’s SIMPLE!
It’s COOL AS FUCK.
No GIMMICKS! No BULLSHIT promises! No WEAK ASS GAMES or PRETENTIOUS COMMUNITIES! No UTILITY (Other than making you COOLER & STIFFER!)
Owning a PRICKHEAD #NFT will show others you ain’t a DICKHEAD! NO SIR!
You’re a PRICKHEAD!
You’re STIFFER than the rest!
Getting on the PRICKLIST will be by invite only or giveaways/contests.
Being on the PRICKLIST will get you early access to STIFFY’S launch(the PRECUM sale), at a VERY reduced price!
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A total of 5 PRICKHEAD NFT characters are planned.
For the first #NFT character ‘STIFFY’, at total of 2022 will only be generated.
22 of those will be for giveaways and contests.
The remaining 2000 will be put up for mint in one large LOAD of NFTs.
The LOAD will be covered/hidden by a condom at first keeping the floor price the same for all of the #NFTs.
If you’re a LUCKY PRICK, you’ll get your hands around one of our SPECIAL STIFFYS!
There will be a PRECUM SALE for those who are invited on the PRICKLIST. This sale will take place the day before the PUBLIC SALE and will be at a much lower price than the floor price in the public sale.
You will be able to mint only 2 NFTs per wallet.
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